《懒蛋之歌儿》(x)(一首适合各种人民大解放情景的歌曲。)
用脚踹开门，把背包连带着关于工作学习的杂念一齐抛进沙发。家里暖气开得很足，拉下缠绕你脖颈的围巾，脱下你厚重的外套，肩膀一轻，你的呼吸似乎都顺畅了几分。你倒上一杯温水，咕咚咕咚把它当作是饮料痛饮。因为喉咙被滋润的感觉真的是太棒了。
你奔向卧室，把自己扔上乱糟糟的大床，顺手捞来旁边的靠垫抱在怀中，又用它柔软的珊瑚绒簇拥摩挲着你的脸颊。你还在床上翻来覆去地打滚，被子尽职地给你做着轻柔的按摩。你贪婪地呼吸着卧室里熟悉的人的温暖味道，不论是身体还是内心的寒冷便被隔绝在外，再也不能困扰到你的愉快假日。
但是家里静悄悄的——这样的日子从不甘寂寞。
然后你从床上跳起来，打开手机，点开这首歌，跟随着它轻快慵懒的调子唱了起来……
歌词(来自网易)：
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把脚翘高高呆望电风扇
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
开著电视手插裤子里
nobody's gone tell me I can't
谁都没权力管我
now I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我就在窝在沙发上 穿著懒人毯
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
打开MTV看看他们怎么教我跳街舞
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因为在我地盘他妈我说了算
oooh yes I said
我说了算
I said it
我说了算
I said it cause I can
因为我说的算
today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I justwanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
明天起床练成肌肉男
have some really nice sex
找个小钮做个小爱
and she's gonna scream out this is great
她会说“太棒了”
（oh this is great）
太棒了
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能瞎弄搞出个大学文凭
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
我打赌老爸一定以我为荣
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但 抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
ooooh yes I said it
我说了算
I said it
我说了算
I said cause I can
因为我说了算
today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
don't feel like picking up the phone
电话也懒得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的乱发
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
反正我也不去哪里
no no no no no noooo
no no no no no noooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我想要光著身子
and let everything hang loose
所有事都放松吧
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥都不干